Dónde vas, merma de la semana traigo

[Orestes]

http://fakegirlfriend.co/

It's a common problem: you'd like to have a girlfriend. So you go out and meet women. And that's when it all pretty much goes downhill. Now there's a solution, brought to you by software engineer Ricky Robinett. His service sends you tweets from an apparently female person who not only tolerates your company, but actually likes you. Customers can receive messages like these:

"I miss you, honey. xoxo. (:",
"When are you going to come see me?!?! I miss you! :0)",
"I'm lonely hehehe",
"Why don't you leave the boys and come hang out with me?",
"I wish I was with you!!! (0:",
"I just need someone to talk to... Call me?",
"Thanks so much for the pics I'll send some soon (:",
"I <3 you. xoxoxoxo. <3 <3 <3 <3",
"Oh hai! (0:",
"THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS!!!"

[Calipso]

La gente está muy desesperada

[Khram Cuervo Errante]

Qué grandes las disketeras...

[Orestes]

Quiero uno

[Clave]

El bacon de chernobyl

[ayrendor]

El rey de los pisos compartidos. Uno de esos te soluciona la vida.

[Faerindel]

No me apetece abrir un hilo.

My anus is bleeding!

[Nuly]

Porque te todas maneras te dirían OLD.

[Clave]

No puedo dormir

[Mr Winters]

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