The English thread

[Mr Winters]

One of my friends (who was living in the house) said the guy was from Newcastle, but I checked his facebook and it says he's from Middlesbrough, so whatever

[Leinster]

Well... It might be sth like when someone (from other country) asks me where do I come from. Most of the people don't know where Alicante is, so in the end I say that I'm from Valencia xD

[Idunne]

Maybe he answered where he was born and not where he is living, or vice versa... 

[Paradox]

I guess Winters already know where he lived because they were living together

[Whorses]

Never trust someone who need to have the first letters of his name an surname tattooed...

[Mr Winters]

And who is that?

[Whorses]

The Newcastle thief

[Mr Winters]

Ah.

Didn't know about his tats.

[Mr Winters]

And why does having your initials tattooed on yourself mean you can't be trusted?

[Whorses]

And why does having your initials tattooed on yourself mean you can't be trusted?

'Cause he can forget them